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Evil genius! Kids hatch nefarious plot to avoid Santa’s naughty list


Genius, kid!!/JCautomatic/status/410710326427267072

Heh. Well, Christmas is almost here once again. You know what means? The naughty list (parents everywhere giggle maniacally). However, these children have hatched a plot to avoid the dreaded naughty list. Read and be impressed.

"Daddy, we don't like how you put us on the Naughty List."
"Then don't be naughty."
"We're gonna beat up Santa."
"Don't think you get this."— Thomas H. Crown (@ThomasHCrown) December 11, 2013

Naughty this, Santa: They don’t have dumb lists, they have fists!

"If we beat up Santa, then he'll be so scared of us he won't listen to you."
"All of you agree?"
"You are so much like your mom."— Thomas H. Crown (@ThomasHCrown) December 11, 2013

"How will you lure him into your trap?"
"And milk!" "Chockit milk!" "Whatever!"
"AND CANDY FOR US!"— Thomas H. Crown (@ThomasHCrown) December 11, 2013

"You know how Santa knows if you're naughty or nice?"
(Many nods)
"Won't he know about this plan?"
"No BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA WHISPER IT!"— Thomas H. Crown (@ThomasHCrown) December 11, 2013

"Anyway DAD it's your own fault for not getting elf on the rack!"
"It's SHELF, stupid!"
"Quiet you two or SANTA WILL HEAR US!"
(Silence)— Thomas H. Crown (@ThomasHCrown) December 11, 2013!/ThomasHCrown/status/410600323829743616

Evil genius!

Don’t forget though, kids. Lists can be changed:!/jonAVFCwhite/status/409792808489594881


And this child brings it all home with a Mayor Ford-inspired truth:!/MJMuirhead/status/409502123282690048

Out of the mouths of babes! We love it.

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